eXtreme Conformity

eXtreme Conformity was a zine I published from 1999 to 2003. It's a blend of images and script-writing. It's probably best to think of it as South Park and The Simpsons mixed into an odd printed format.

In a world of very unique creatures (zine-land) it stood out as VERY unique. Like all innovative works, it had its share of those who truly loved it (visionaries) and those who hated it (humorless zine nazi jackasses).

Since 2003, I've stopped publication and decided to pursue writing novels. All seven XC episodes are provided below as PDFs, FREE for you to download. (Wow!)

You may pass them around, post them, do whatever you like. The only request I have is you don't alter the original PDF file in any way. I worked hard on these, please leave me credit. Thank you!

One final note: Some people have expressed interest in performing these as one-act plays. I would be honored if such a project ever came about. Please let me know if you have such plans - I'd love to attend! Thank you!

XC 1 Imperial Dreams of the Shiny Sombrero (616k)
The aliens crash-land to Earth and begin their quest for world-wide domination. But first, they must defeat the ruler of the planet: The Television.

XC 2 The Nature of Sarcasm (708k)
Sarcasm rules the day and damages communications of all types. Special guest appearance by radio-host Dr. Linda Schlongslinger. (Not to be confused with conservative radio-host Dr. Laura Schlesinger.)

XC 3 Untitled by Anonymous (629k)
Someone has defecated in Town Museum, much to the praise of critics. Inspired by the New York City Art Museum poop fracas.

XC 4 The Trouble With Revolutions (757k)
The revolution overpowers the mainstream, but now what?

XC 5 What It Means To Be Rich (657k)
Thanks to a tax-break, everyone is a millionaire! Will it help or hurt? Inflation defined - and actually made funny and interesting!

XC 6 Time For Mandatory Castration (853k)
Town Mayor decides it's time to castrate all men. Will she succeed? Power corrupts absolutely, etc. etc. etc.

XC 7 Gay Insurance (883k)
The insurance industry gets its thieving hands into sexual orientation. By far, this is the best XC episode, exposing the insurance industry's racket with a nice jingle just made for Broadway.