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		<title>So Long And Thanks!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This blog, ROFL: Random Outbursts From Lar! is now concluded. I want to free up time to focus on other projects and studies and this blog just didn't make the cut. First, let me thank you more than I can express. We only have so much time in our lives and whenever someone takes just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Isn&#8217;t Obama White?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a strong response to the item below on Twitter and sites I posted it on - below is my tweet response - All - I'm sorry if the post "Why Isn't Obama White?" came off as offensive. First, let me say Alternet and Daily Kos had nothing to do with it - it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Effective Immediately! [Memo 13] Einstein&#8217;s Error (and I&#8217;m Not Mad as Hell)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is Effective Immediately! Memo 13. The following is effective immediately! Effective Immediately, everyone needs to stop quoting the movie Network where the character Howard Beale goes nuts and says he’s mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore. (Link.) That clip has been the rallying cry for too many political activities. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrynocella.com/blog1/2011/11/18/effective-immediately-memo-13-einsteins-error-and-im-not-mad-as-hell/</link>
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		<title>The Penn State Disaster Begs the Question: How Do You Get the World to Hate You?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes it seems like there's nothing you can do that will prevent you from finding a crowd on your front yard holding a banner that says you are loved and supported. You've seen it a million times. Whether the person was revered, hated or obscure seems to make little difference. Once they're accused of some [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrynocella.com/blog1/2011/11/14/the-penn-state-disaster-begs-the-question-how-do-you-get-the-world-to-hate-you/</link>
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		<title>What I Learned From Catching a Foul Ball With My Butt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I used to resist the idea of calling life unfair. Being a non-conformist, I resist cliché. This works against me sometimes, because clichés can be accurate. Now when it comes to calling life unfair, I burn with the passion of the converted. I look back at my ultra-naïve youthful self and laugh: "You once believed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrynocella.com/blog1/2011/10/06/what-i-learned-from-catching-a-foul-ball-with-my-butt/</link>
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		<title>Zombies versus Gladiators! (The screenplay!)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I've been absent from LarryNocella.com for a while because I've been working on other projects much larger than my average blog post. I know you hordes of regular readers (chuckle!) are upset by this, but never fear. You can view the latest large project now! It's the screenplay for the movie Zombies versus Gladiators! (Click [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrynocella.com/blog1/2011/09/08/zombies-versus-gladiators-screenplay-and-writers-pitch-video/</link>
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		<title>Effective Immediately! [Memo 12] The Analogy Police are Watching You!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A QUICK NOTE: Kids these days. If it's not in video, they're not going to pay attention. So in order to reach a broader audience, I'm pleased to announce the very first installment of a hybrid Effective Immediately! in video and in text. The text is the script for the video so you can learn [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrynocella.com/blog1/2011/07/31/effective-immediately-memo-12-the-analogy-police-are-watching-you/</link>
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		<title>The Bravest Act</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you're doing something dangerous, but you don't know it's risky, does that make you brave? Say you walk across a lake of thin ice, but you think the ice is solid and safe. Are you courageous for talking that stroll? Are you brave once you realize how dangerous the act was? Are you foolish [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrynocella.com/blog1/2011/07/23/the-bravest-act/</link>
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		<title>Effective Immediately! [Memo 11]: American (Idol) Justice, Workin&#8217; toward the Bleak End and Inc. For a Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following are effective immediately! 11.1 American (Idol) Justice Effective immediately, the millions of legal experts who issue confident verdicts without ever having entered the courtroom of a high-profile trial will be called for jury duty. This will save the rest of us the trouble of having to pretend we're paralyzed, dying, and mentally ill [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrynocella.com/blog1/2011/07/09/effective-immediately-memo-11-american-idol-justice-workin-toward-the-bleak-end-and-inc-for-a-day/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Never Too Late to Be Eternally Vigilant</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. - Thomas Jefferson I once went to a Roger Waters (of Pink Floyd) concert where he sang his song "Mother." The lyrics ask a lot of questions, and the projection screen behind him "answered" each question with writing on "The Wall." When he sang, "Mother should I trust [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrynocella.com/blog1/2011/07/04/its-never-too-late-to-be-eternally-vigilant/</link>
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